Top ten things that will never change in this league
Aug 24, 2015 6:42:06 GMT
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Post by somerandomguy on Aug 24, 2015 6:42:06 GMT
This league has been around for a very long time, we probably started this league at the beginning of January 2014, during that time we have done 40+ seasons now along with 18 different champions, numerous different GM's throughout the years and plenty of great players who we could probably make a league of now (would be cool to see). So the leagues seen a ton of changes. Despite these changes though there are ten things that will never change unless some of us die or something bad like that. Think of this more of a list rather then a ranking as I can't really rank these things
Nets trading- The Nets will always be trading, this a very common theme that just can't be ignored. If the Nets decided not to trade, the world will literally split in two and we will all die. Everyday they give us a friendly reminder about how much they want to trade. Even though we already know they are, they won't let us forget . But hey, atleast LakersGM1 is never content with his team. So keep on telling us your trading brah, we'll just keep moving on with the day.
Itty's fault- It will always be itty's fault, there is nothing that can change this. He's the commish, and he gives players depression every sim he does. So it's only common sense that it would be his fault. The only time it will not be itty's fault is when............ nevermind it's always itty's fault.
Super and Drose - Now, this is certainly something that will never change, and unfortunately we all have to suffer through this. Derrick Rose is probably by far the most mentioned player in this league's history and he retired maybe 20 seasons ago, yet 28 of us could probably give two shits less about him (some of you probably weren't even here to see it). Despite that Derrick Rose has to be in 95% of super's post and probably 50% of shit we discuss here, now that super has KG, KG will probably overtake Drose in super's post eventually, but for now they are being grouped together. I guess it's cool you really like your players, but come on, we have had maybe 1,000 players in this league, surely there must be more to discuss then DRose.
Braz's anal rapes- Braz gets 1 of these every 2 years or so. He's a sweet talker, and if he was using that to get chicks, he would probably be banging one every night instead of spending time on here (or maybe he does anal while anal raping a GM?) It's incredible GM's keep falling for it, but they do. In a perfect world, teams would eventually start learning some of his tricks, but it's not like we have the same 29 GM's every season either.
Bloop winning - seriously, calm the fuck down. We get it, your good. Take a vacation brah, you deserve it. Get a CY or something so we all know your normal. Just do this less man. Atleast let Braz catch up a little. I know they're not the dominant Bulls we're used to, but still. 48 wins is too much, try a few 33 win seasons or something. Please?
Bannak's racist - when Bannak starts winning with a black star instead of a white one, racism will be over. That's all that needs to be said.
Bundy coming back - let's be real bundy, I was stuck in this trap to at one time. You say your leaving, and not coming back. You spend a season on and off this site, and then there will be one time when this site desperately needs a sim. And then you'll end up doing it just to help, then we all assume your coming back to commish and all of the sudden, your a commish again. Your not lying to us, it's just how it is. It's all good though, no one here can do 40 straight seasons here simming even if they think they could. You eventually gotta take a little break.
nothing is better then daedamatics - No article ever posted here will ever be better then daedamatics. It's got everything, stats, good writing, and bad gifs everywhere. How you top that, idk. I'm not creative enough to try it, I mean for fucks sake, this is probably the best I can do and this article is complete shit.
SRG chucking - SRG will always be chucking, no matter what the league does about it. Have been doing it since drafting Deron Williams and 05 and have no plans to change it. So chuck you haters, I will just chuck away and say gg league afterwards.
Entrapy's 2 cents for a dollar offers - I think I'm being generous when I say 2 cents, but whatever. Entrapy is well known for his offers and unfortunately sometimes they stick (guilty). He's landed a couple rings because of this style of offering and some incredibly lopsided deals (Kareem for Paul Pressey anyone?) He just doesn't do it as much as braz so he doesn't get as much shit for it. But still, can't ever see this changing.
Honorable mentions
Mike wants a sim - it does not matter what time of the day it is, or the fact that a sim has just been done. Mike will always want a sim, and probably pisses itty off alot. But if he wasn't demanding a sim, who would? That's why we all love mike here, because he says what we're all thinking but isn't afraid to say it. It's an honorable mention because he hasn't done it long enough. Still though, keep getting them sims for us mike.
BL dislikes - ballislife will for the most part, dislike bloops post. Bloop could say something that helps cure cancer, and ballislife will still dislike his post. It's an honorable mention though because he doesn't do it as much.
Itnas and Mrclubz likes everything- I only put this in here, because I already know I'm going to get a like from both of them for this, moving on.
Shorty rants - only putting this in here, because he use to do this like every season, I was kinda tired of it then. I miss it now though. I just have a feeling they will come back so I will keep this here for now.
Nets trading- The Nets will always be trading, this a very common theme that just can't be ignored. If the Nets decided not to trade, the world will literally split in two and we will all die. Everyday they give us a friendly reminder about how much they want to trade. Even though we already know they are, they won't let us forget . But hey, atleast LakersGM1 is never content with his team. So keep on telling us your trading brah, we'll just keep moving on with the day.
Itty's fault- It will always be itty's fault, there is nothing that can change this. He's the commish, and he gives players depression every sim he does. So it's only common sense that it would be his fault. The only time it will not be itty's fault is when............ nevermind it's always itty's fault.
Super and Drose - Now, this is certainly something that will never change, and unfortunately we all have to suffer through this. Derrick Rose is probably by far the most mentioned player in this league's history and he retired maybe 20 seasons ago, yet 28 of us could probably give two shits less about him (some of you probably weren't even here to see it). Despite that Derrick Rose has to be in 95% of super's post and probably 50% of shit we discuss here, now that super has KG, KG will probably overtake Drose in super's post eventually, but for now they are being grouped together. I guess it's cool you really like your players, but come on, we have had maybe 1,000 players in this league, surely there must be more to discuss then DRose.
Braz's anal rapes- Braz gets 1 of these every 2 years or so. He's a sweet talker, and if he was using that to get chicks, he would probably be banging one every night instead of spending time on here (or maybe he does anal while anal raping a GM?) It's incredible GM's keep falling for it, but they do. In a perfect world, teams would eventually start learning some of his tricks, but it's not like we have the same 29 GM's every season either.
Bloop winning - seriously, calm the fuck down. We get it, your good. Take a vacation brah, you deserve it. Get a CY or something so we all know your normal. Just do this less man. Atleast let Braz catch up a little. I know they're not the dominant Bulls we're used to, but still. 48 wins is too much, try a few 33 win seasons or something. Please?
Bannak's racist - when Bannak starts winning with a black star instead of a white one, racism will be over. That's all that needs to be said.
Bundy coming back - let's be real bundy, I was stuck in this trap to at one time. You say your leaving, and not coming back. You spend a season on and off this site, and then there will be one time when this site desperately needs a sim. And then you'll end up doing it just to help, then we all assume your coming back to commish and all of the sudden, your a commish again. Your not lying to us, it's just how it is. It's all good though, no one here can do 40 straight seasons here simming even if they think they could. You eventually gotta take a little break.
nothing is better then daedamatics - No article ever posted here will ever be better then daedamatics. It's got everything, stats, good writing, and bad gifs everywhere. How you top that, idk. I'm not creative enough to try it, I mean for fucks sake, this is probably the best I can do and this article is complete shit.
SRG chucking - SRG will always be chucking, no matter what the league does about it. Have been doing it since drafting Deron Williams and 05 and have no plans to change it. So chuck you haters, I will just chuck away and say gg league afterwards.
Entrapy's 2 cents for a dollar offers - I think I'm being generous when I say 2 cents, but whatever. Entrapy is well known for his offers and unfortunately sometimes they stick (guilty). He's landed a couple rings because of this style of offering and some incredibly lopsided deals (Kareem for Paul Pressey anyone?) He just doesn't do it as much as braz so he doesn't get as much shit for it. But still, can't ever see this changing.
Honorable mentions
Mike wants a sim - it does not matter what time of the day it is, or the fact that a sim has just been done. Mike will always want a sim, and probably pisses itty off alot. But if he wasn't demanding a sim, who would? That's why we all love mike here, because he says what we're all thinking but isn't afraid to say it. It's an honorable mention because he hasn't done it long enough. Still though, keep getting them sims for us mike.
BL dislikes - ballislife will for the most part, dislike bloops post. Bloop could say something that helps cure cancer, and ballislife will still dislike his post. It's an honorable mention though because he doesn't do it as much.
Itnas and Mrclubz likes everything- I only put this in here, because I already know I'm going to get a like from both of them for this, moving on.
Shorty rants - only putting this in here, because he use to do this like every season, I was kinda tired of it then. I miss it now though. I just have a feeling they will come back so I will keep this here for now.
