Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2015 0:53:54 GMT
Western Conference Perfect Player Showcase:
The Contenders:
1. Guins’ Dunka Docious
The Contenders:
1. Guins’ Dunka Docious
Here we introduce the main competition to Rob Gronkowski for the Perfect Player crown, and who knew? It is a big man. Standing at 7’1” comes in the 34 year old with one of the best names in town, Dunka Docious. And thankfully Guins public relations and marketing departments teamed up with Dunkin Donuts that every time Dunka gets seven dunks in a game, the arena wins two donuts compliments of Dunkin Donuts. Make games he has had 15 or twenty, so there have been a lot of free donuts given away even to the point where they run out of coupons. The center made the All-Star team for the West as well as being named to the All-League Third team and second Defensive team.
2. Nyybaseball’s Marshawn Lynch
Marshawn Lynch is a yet another one of the NFL imports into the Perfect Player Showcase, and yes, Lynch most definitely impressed the masses. Arguably the best point guard in the league, Lynch’s biggest story this year is somehow missing the highly coveted spot of the All-League First team to point guard God Usopp. Guess finishing with the best record did not determine the top team award. Regardless, finishing with the third best record in the West gives Nyybaseball’s Marshawn Lynch the second seed in the east due to the necessity of the two top seeds needing to be the division leaders. Marshawn Lynch is one of the league’s top hopes to show some promise out of the disappointing point guard position as most of the players that missed the playoffs were guards.
3. Danieldias’s Cristano Ronaldo
Finishing with the second best record in the Eastern Conference, Cristano Ronaldo has brought his competitive spirit to the game of basketball leading Danieldias’s team to the hopeful promise land. As a power forward in this league, Ronaldo furthers the notion that big men are the most dominate in the league, with Rob Gronkowski and Dunka Docious’s teams also having the top records in the league. Cristiano at the age of 30 has decided to leave football (soccer) in pursuit to be the best in every sport he can be with basketball being his first stop on the tour. It remains to be seen if Ronaldo will win the top spot in the Perfect Game Showcase, but he did most definitely showed us he has real game. We look forward to see him in other sports conquests after the conclusion of this competition.
4. Blue’s Wally West
Wally West is the best shooting guard left in the competition and he will try to prove the doubters wrong who insist that this is only a big man’s game to win. This season, while Wally did not put on one of the craziest shows was very efficient in his game. He led his team to a 51-31 record playing all of the team’s 82 games this season. West made the All-Star game which was his first claim to fame and was named to the All-League second team and the Defensive Second team as well. Wally was much underrated going into this competition due to only being 6’0” tall and a scrawny 190 pounds. Those who root for underdogs should keep Wally West on their radar as the tournament wages on for the Perfect Player title.
5. BrazilianDude’s Santi Itnas
Much to BrazilianDude’s surprise, this Itnas player is very much in the heat of the competition and has as good of a chance as any to become the league’s winner of the Perfect Player Showcase. Itnas with the perfect small forward ratings was ability to dominate his way to the All-League Second team and give his team a very respectable 50-32 record. Santi Itnas’s career will continue as he will face Blue’s Wally West to start the playoff run. Old man Santi Itnas will have a lot of competition in his way, but looking at the trend, he is possibly more poised to win over the guards like Wally West, because the guards have struggled most in this competition.
6. Cf55’s God Usopp
GOD IS HERE! GOD IS HERE! Okay well not really, but hell, God Usopp did put on one quite a show as the starting point guard for former general manager CF55’s team. At 7’7”, God Usopp is the second tallest player in the showcase only to Rubeus Hagrid Jr. and is also a point guard. Maybe height plays a fact why one of the most a player at one of the most criticized positions in this tournament makes the playoffs with a 49-33 record. God stole the All-League First Team honors away from Marshawn Lynch, but hey, he is God, so he can do whatever the hell he wants, right?
7. SuperMaor23’s Derrick Rose
The walking injury Derrick Rose gets a chance to see his name in lights as his clone plays in the Perfect Player Showcase. So far, so good as new Rose has only missed 5 games so far this season and will be the seventh seed in the West going into the tournament portion of the competition. Rose like his real life counterpart is very good at dishing the ball, but unfortunately with 1.8 turnovers he is a little high when it is compared to the other point guard competition in the league. Rose in the seventh seed will need a lot to possibly have a chance to win the entire tournament. Will any of the point guards have even a chance? On the brightest side, while SuperMaor23 is no longer a general manager in this league because of missing his contract year, at least he can proudly say he made the playoffs with his own created player.
8. Hamberger’s Chicken Fin
One of the most interesting names will continue his pursuit of the crown. Chicken Fin is the second tallest point guard of the class and lives by his catchphrase, made famous by the blackjack movie “21”, “Winner Winner Chicken Dinner”. According to his no name teammates, he says it after “every freaking shot he makes.” Chicken Fin will likely be one of the last sightings of former Pacers General Manager Hamberger as he left office after he put Chicken’s name in the race. Chicken Fin will start out the playoffs against one of the top bigs in the league Dunka Docious. Hopefully for chicken, there will be more Popeye’s Chicken than Dunkin Donuts in this seven game series.
Out of the Competition:
HyperYellow’s Jake Roberts
The curious case of Jake Roberts is one of the most interesting and baffling stories in the league. Roberts put up great stats leading his team and getting many of the prestigious honors such as being in the All-Star Game, being named to the All-Rookie team, All-Defensive team, and of course, the all-important All-League First team. The shooting guard for HyperYellow only managed to secure a 42-40 record in his complete 82 game season. This brings forth the question of what the game’s least valuable position might be. Point guard has been one that been under scrutiny, but a point guard won the All-Star MVP and there still are a few successful point guards in the Perfect Game tournament. Shooting guard might be the most non-essential position on a Fast Break Basketball team.
Bloop’s Apollo Creed
Apollo Creed must mean “I Believe in Chicken” in Spanish because bloop’s player’s season was far from being successful. The fictional Heavyweight Champion of the World from the Rocky movies is completely out of his element only hoisting a .500 record playing 77 games this season. The shooting guard did not win any awards or play in the All-Star game although he put up nearly forward size numbers with his small 6’2” fame. It is interesting to note however that Apollo Creed’s actor Carl Weathers did play in the NFL for the Oakland Raiders from 1970-71, making him yet another NFL player to play in the Perfect Player Competition.
Lakers209er’s Sofa King
Starting the trend in the West of fitting names to describe mediocre talent there lays Sofa King (must definitely intended), Lakers209er’s player entry into this year’s competition. Sofa did not win a single award and lead his team of misfits to a very disappoint finish with no excuses. Sofa played the full 82 game seasons, so if we were in the excuse making game, what would we blame for his poor season output. Would be his height, his chubby-ness, his 17 year old maturity? Whatever people might say “The” Sofa King is out of the competition.
Swish’s The GOAT
The GOAT did live up to his given name but certainly not in the way you would expect. He is by far not the Greatest of All Time, but he is a match the obscurity and uselessness of the animal, the goat. Name puns aside, there was little to no excuses for swish’s player this season as he was able to play in all of the league’s 82 games and only managed of 33-49. The GOAT will go down as the league’s worst player to play the full season and maybe should look at changing his name or production if he wants to show his face in this competition one more time.
Basenoc’s Lamar Mundane
Probably there is no one more true to their name than Lamar Mundane, because he was boring and of no interest to the rest of the league. Lamar only managed to play 64 games due to injury, but managing to only secure 30 wins in the games he has played is nothing short of abysmal. Lamar’s only claim to fame is being the All-Star MVP showing that at least there is some importance that comes along with being a point guard in the game. But unfortunately Lamar Mundane continues the trend of guards that are not able to make it to the promise land of the Perfect Player Showcase.
