Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2015 8:41:05 GMT
Eastern Conference Perfect Player Showcase:
Atlantic Division
Atlantic Division
ducksrueall51's Rob Gronkowski:
"We are not worthy! We are not worthy!" is the chant that was heard at every home game this season for Rob Gronkowski. And hate to say it but it is true. The reining Rookie of the Year, Three Point Shoot champion, of course, Most Valuable Player has the best chance in winning the Perfect Player Championship and his resume makes the prospect of him losing more surprising than undefeated Kentucky losing to Wisconsin in the 2015 Final Four. Gronk benefits most from his former playing days with the New England Patriots making him the most seasoned competitor in this competition. The question is now with such dominate big men in the showcase whether having a star big man is the most determining factor for future success in games. The championship will be the true indicator.
getbeard's Ron Jeremy:
After taking pills that instead of making his dick even bigger, Ron Jeremy accidentally took nearly a lethal dose of height enlargement pills. This lead to his admission into the Perfect Game Showcase. Now Ron Jeremy is not like any of the other players. As a porn star, he wanted to feel at home so he decided to play naked in all 82 games this season at times using his enormous dick to dribble the basketball. It was quite a site to be seen especially for the first couple games when he did not have a specially made cup for his balls. Nothing more humorous than seeing a guy get hit in the balls fall to the ground because of his own naked carelessness. The dick slinging center put on a great show that made his team the second best in the East behind Gronk.
getbeard's Ron Jeremy:
After taking pills that instead of making his dick even bigger, Ron Jeremy accidentally took nearly a lethal dose of height enlargement pills. This lead to his admission into the Perfect Game Showcase. Now Ron Jeremy is not like any of the other players. As a porn star, he wanted to feel at home so he decided to play naked in all 82 games this season at times using his enormous dick to dribble the basketball. It was quite a site to be seen especially for the first couple games when he did not have a specially made cup for his balls. Nothing more humorous than seeing a guy get hit in the balls fall to the ground because of his own naked carelessness. The dick slinging center put on a great show that made his team the second best in the East behind Gronk.
popnfresh's Leroi Jenkins:
6'9" Leroi Jenkins is likely the best player when it comes to landmark stats in a single game for the season as he was the only player in the East that was able to have double digit numbers in points, rebounds, assists, steals, and blocks. And he also had an 80 point game, which was right behind Rob Gronkowski's 83 point game. Being a small forward, Jenkins had a slight advantage over most of the competition because he was able to have the complete max on his attributes because he is a small forward. While small forwards have the full max, big men appear to have the best statistics with the lesser max ratings. Only the championship will decide the truth behind this matter.
6'9" Leroi Jenkins is likely the best player when it comes to landmark stats in a single game for the season as he was the only player in the East that was able to have double digit numbers in points, rebounds, assists, steals, and blocks. And he also had an 80 point game, which was right behind Rob Gronkowski's 83 point game. Being a small forward, Jenkins had a slight advantage over most of the competition because he was able to have the complete max on his attributes because he is a small forward. While small forwards have the full max, big men appear to have the best statistics with the lesser max ratings. Only the championship will decide the truth behind this matter.
itnas123's Aaron Richardson:
Having seen the differences in all of these players, it is quite telling the jump between point guard and shooting guards in terms of statistics. While point guards average more assists, the difference in rebounds and points outweighs the additional passing ability. Aaron Richardson and Andrew Luck below show the glaring differences between the two. Point guards may not be as effective for these teams because there are F- F- F- F- F- F players on every single team with exception to the Perfect Player Showcase Player. Richardson had a very nice 43/22 average in his 79 games which was good enough to keep him in the fight for the championship in the talented Eastern Conference pool.
Having seen the differences in all of these players, it is quite telling the jump between point guard and shooting guards in terms of statistics. While point guards average more assists, the difference in rebounds and points outweighs the additional passing ability. Aaron Richardson and Andrew Luck below show the glaring differences between the two. Point guards may not be as effective for these teams because there are F- F- F- F- F- F players on every single team with exception to the Perfect Player Showcase Player. Richardson had a very nice 43/22 average in his 79 games which was good enough to keep him in the fight for the championship in the talented Eastern Conference pool.
tyfreak's Andrew Luck:
After Rob Gronkowski, Andrew Luck is the other NFL star imported into this competition. This does not mean that he shared the same success as his NFL counterpart did. Andrew Luck will continue competing in the playoffs for the Perfect Player Showcase and averaged a triple double like the other point guards in the competition, but most analysts expected more out of the standout NFL quarterback. This limited output brings up the question what is the most qualifying factor of success in a competition where everyone is the same in attributes. Is it height, weight, position? Is it a perfect proportion of all three?
After Rob Gronkowski, Andrew Luck is the other NFL star imported into this competition. This does not mean that he shared the same success as his NFL counterpart did. Andrew Luck will continue competing in the playoffs for the Perfect Player Showcase and averaged a triple double like the other point guards in the competition, but most analysts expected more out of the standout NFL quarterback. This limited output brings up the question what is the most qualifying factor of success in a competition where everyone is the same in attributes. Is it height, weight, position? Is it a perfect proportion of all three?
boogie's lebron jordon:
With the ungodly cloning of the two of the best players the NBA has ever season and very notable missed capitalization of his name, lebron jordan handled well and picked up his 71 games played only an All-Star game appearence. Being that he shares the name and blood of LeBron James and Michael Jordan, it is apparent that so far in the showcase this good output is not enough to impress the masses. lebron jordan, like his capitalization Nazi's nightmare name, just did not fit with the rest of the competition. A steady triple double being his only claim to fame, lebron jordan is out in the race for supremacy. His fathers must be pissed and I don't blame them. If you are going to clone two of the best players into one another against their will, that player better be dominate.
Central Division:
LakersGM1's Rubeus Hagrid Jr.:
Tall and fat, the former wizard and master of magical creatures at Hogwarts' son Rubeus Hagrid Jr. broke several backboards this season, including in his astounding slam dunk contest as he jumped off a flying motorcycle dunking the ball in a fashion that turned the entire basket into dust. This delayed the event three hours until they eventually decided that nothing could match the flying motorcycle monstrous dunk. Alas, Hagrid had a pretty great season for his manager LakersGM1 giving him the third best record in the Eastern Conference putting Rubeus Hagrid Jr. in a prime position to have a great chance to make it to the championship. However, Gronk, the league's MVP, has a lot to say before Hagrid even has a chance to think about taking his primed spot. Magic or not, this will be a tough climb to the top.
springs' Young Bron:
Being a small forward, Young Bron was given an opportunity to play with truly perfect ratings having no limits on handles, rebounds, or certain defensive abilities. However this did not make him one of the best players in the class even though he is LeBron James clone. His play was good enough to propel him to the fifth spot in the Eastern conference. Young Bron fared better than his... cousin? lebron jordan who struggled to miss the playoffs. So while he might not have the blood of Michael Jordan flowing through is brains, he has a chance to become the Perfect Player Champion. So I don't know if clones talk, but Young Bron most certainly has bragging rights and likely made his manager sprigns proud.
ballislife's Goku Son:
Only missing one game this season, Goku Son had one of the best season's of this year's class of showcase point guards giving him the honor of being on the Perfect Player Showcase third team. This output will give Goku Son and his manager ballislife a chance to take on the reigning MVP Rob Gronkowski for a chance to win the showcase. Goku was one of the most consistent players averaging a strong triple doubles only missing getting at least a double double in one out of his 81 games this season. Who knows if Goku Son has a chance to come close to Gronk, but regardless of the result, this has been an impressive season nonetheless.
Bundybastard's Sir Lazabu:
Bundy's Sir Lazabu had great numbers throughout the season, however, with the major injury in the middle of the season missing twenty games, he was ruled ineligible to review any of the mid-season or postseason awards. Comparing Lazabu with Rob Gronkowski is a fair assessment as Lazabu was only a little bit off statwise to match the MVP of the league. Maybe if Lazabu competes in the future we will be able to see him rise above the competition as we saw in this showcase. Bundy's team due to the twenty games without Sir Lazabu narrowly missed the playoffs in the Eastern Conference. In this case, no one can say the rig is in for the NBADSL commissioner.
somerandomguy's Go Chuck Yourself:
Nicknamed "Skinny Bitch" by his peers and the media, Go Chuck Yourself battled drug addiction problems and anorexia that lead to him missing 17 games. This ended up costing somerandomguy a chance to win the Perfect Player Showcase. Skinny Bitch like the other point guards ended up averaging a triple double. With his missed games, Go Chuck Yourself was not able to participate in any of the All-Star Game Weekend events and was barred from receiving any of the end of the season awards. He did not impress compared to the other talent that is out there in this competition. Go Chuck Yourself will be forever known as Skinny Bitch and no one will ever forget fans tossing food on the court in the last game in the season in an attempt to "feed that bitch!". Joking aside, let's all wish Go Chuck Yourself recovery from his crippling addiction.
shorty's Mo'Ne Davis:
Mo'Ne Davis as the first and only woman and the showcase was one of the only players to play the full season. Although she was an iron horse of health for the entire duration of the Perfect Player Showcase, her height and small stature kept her away from receiving any of the top awards for the season. However, it is important to not that as the first and only woman playing professional basketball with the boys, she held her own pretty well. Mo'Ne keeps impressing as she did when she shocked the world in the Little League World Series all of those years ago. Let's see what her future ends up being if she decides to compete in the showcase again on the next go around. Unlike the shamed former presidential candidate Hilary Clinton, Mo'Ne Davis can play with the big boys.
kingalexander's Eric Cartman:
Just as suspected, little fat Eric Cartman was the worst player in the Perfect Player Showcase. While he had the same maxed out ratings as the other point guards, he could not fight the injury bug as his fat ass kept him off the court for nearly half the season. With a 26-56 record, his team desperately needed his presence through the arduous 82 game season, but to his credit, he did end up winning approximately 26 out of his 44 played games. If fatty could have made it the full season, we might have been able to see the shortest Perfect Player Showcase player make it to the playoffs. However the season ends like many of South Park, Eric Cartman eventually does not get what he set out to achieve.
With the ungodly cloning of the two of the best players the NBA has ever season and very notable missed capitalization of his name, lebron jordan handled well and picked up his 71 games played only an All-Star game appearence. Being that he shares the name and blood of LeBron James and Michael Jordan, it is apparent that so far in the showcase this good output is not enough to impress the masses. lebron jordan, like his capitalization Nazi's nightmare name, just did not fit with the rest of the competition. A steady triple double being his only claim to fame, lebron jordan is out in the race for supremacy. His fathers must be pissed and I don't blame them. If you are going to clone two of the best players into one another against their will, that player better be dominate.
Central Division:
LakersGM1's Rubeus Hagrid Jr.:
Tall and fat, the former wizard and master of magical creatures at Hogwarts' son Rubeus Hagrid Jr. broke several backboards this season, including in his astounding slam dunk contest as he jumped off a flying motorcycle dunking the ball in a fashion that turned the entire basket into dust. This delayed the event three hours until they eventually decided that nothing could match the flying motorcycle monstrous dunk. Alas, Hagrid had a pretty great season for his manager LakersGM1 giving him the third best record in the Eastern Conference putting Rubeus Hagrid Jr. in a prime position to have a great chance to make it to the championship. However, Gronk, the league's MVP, has a lot to say before Hagrid even has a chance to think about taking his primed spot. Magic or not, this will be a tough climb to the top.
springs' Young Bron:
Being a small forward, Young Bron was given an opportunity to play with truly perfect ratings having no limits on handles, rebounds, or certain defensive abilities. However this did not make him one of the best players in the class even though he is LeBron James clone. His play was good enough to propel him to the fifth spot in the Eastern conference. Young Bron fared better than his... cousin? lebron jordan who struggled to miss the playoffs. So while he might not have the blood of Michael Jordan flowing through is brains, he has a chance to become the Perfect Player Champion. So I don't know if clones talk, but Young Bron most certainly has bragging rights and likely made his manager sprigns proud.
ballislife's Goku Son:
Only missing one game this season, Goku Son had one of the best season's of this year's class of showcase point guards giving him the honor of being on the Perfect Player Showcase third team. This output will give Goku Son and his manager ballislife a chance to take on the reigning MVP Rob Gronkowski for a chance to win the showcase. Goku was one of the most consistent players averaging a strong triple doubles only missing getting at least a double double in one out of his 81 games this season. Who knows if Goku Son has a chance to come close to Gronk, but regardless of the result, this has been an impressive season nonetheless.
Bundybastard's Sir Lazabu:
Bundy's Sir Lazabu had great numbers throughout the season, however, with the major injury in the middle of the season missing twenty games, he was ruled ineligible to review any of the mid-season or postseason awards. Comparing Lazabu with Rob Gronkowski is a fair assessment as Lazabu was only a little bit off statwise to match the MVP of the league. Maybe if Lazabu competes in the future we will be able to see him rise above the competition as we saw in this showcase. Bundy's team due to the twenty games without Sir Lazabu narrowly missed the playoffs in the Eastern Conference. In this case, no one can say the rig is in for the NBADSL commissioner.
somerandomguy's Go Chuck Yourself:
Nicknamed "Skinny Bitch" by his peers and the media, Go Chuck Yourself battled drug addiction problems and anorexia that lead to him missing 17 games. This ended up costing somerandomguy a chance to win the Perfect Player Showcase. Skinny Bitch like the other point guards ended up averaging a triple double. With his missed games, Go Chuck Yourself was not able to participate in any of the All-Star Game Weekend events and was barred from receiving any of the end of the season awards. He did not impress compared to the other talent that is out there in this competition. Go Chuck Yourself will be forever known as Skinny Bitch and no one will ever forget fans tossing food on the court in the last game in the season in an attempt to "feed that bitch!". Joking aside, let's all wish Go Chuck Yourself recovery from his crippling addiction.
shorty's Mo'Ne Davis:
Mo'Ne Davis as the first and only woman and the showcase was one of the only players to play the full season. Although she was an iron horse of health for the entire duration of the Perfect Player Showcase, her height and small stature kept her away from receiving any of the top awards for the season. However, it is important to not that as the first and only woman playing professional basketball with the boys, she held her own pretty well. Mo'Ne keeps impressing as she did when she shocked the world in the Little League World Series all of those years ago. Let's see what her future ends up being if she decides to compete in the showcase again on the next go around. Unlike the shamed former presidential candidate Hilary Clinton, Mo'Ne Davis can play with the big boys.
kingalexander's Eric Cartman:
Just as suspected, little fat Eric Cartman was the worst player in the Perfect Player Showcase. While he had the same maxed out ratings as the other point guards, he could not fight the injury bug as his fat ass kept him off the court for nearly half the season. With a 26-56 record, his team desperately needed his presence through the arduous 82 game season, but to his credit, he did end up winning approximately 26 out of his 44 played games. If fatty could have made it the full season, we might have been able to see the shortest Perfect Player Showcase player make it to the playoffs. However the season ends like many of South Park, Eric Cartman eventually does not get what he set out to achieve.
